VNTM:Why IT'S better In The Shower.

Sex ANYPLACE is always good when you getting it.However,precipitation as a background can equalize as legendary in any sexual mode.The steam,passion and atmosphere is the premiere elements for an elusive great fuckery of a function.SO...In my jump off issue of VTNM,I'd like to explore the connotation of WHY 'it' (sex) is oh so much more wonderFULL in the shower.Let's get wet shall we....

Sex is ,in form,many degrees of pleasure and euphoric patterns in ceremonious body to body celebration.Whether its in,the most traditional setting,the bedroom ,a broom closet or in your Mother's laundry room (a past personal fav place of mines)-Sex can be enjoyed anywhere.When it comes to the shower and or bath tub,sex is and will always be more sensual and transient in the sense.I base this hypothesis   off  3 key factors:

one.Water Mixed With Bathroom Lighting Makes Your Body Looks AMAAAZING.

Water makes the physique looks more translucent and taut in any sense.Mixed with the subtle lighting (candles if the mood is more of a romantic setting) and the tint from the shower curtains plus the shadows reflecting from off the tile produces wonders that Photoshopping can't fuck with.

Now ,I'm not confirming that if you're shaped like a entertainment center or Sherri Shepard that a shower can perform magic-NO,you need to be showering alone.Keep that date FAR AWAY from that shower.

two.Bathroom Setting Is Paramount For Extensive Love Making.

Thebedroom is secondary when it comes to the perfect unison of sex,lust and passion. The shower is where you need to be.This option has a myriad of pros.

 One being,that you can ENSURE that your spouse will be clean.

No surprises,muddy cakes or stern smelling balls because you can witness them wash these areas themselves.Or even hotter,you can wash them yourself.

Two,wetness all around--with the ignition of soap suds,body oils,steam and extremely wet kisses integrated with your saliva is just too fucking much of a joyous occasion.You got a invite?

three.Inviting A Date Into The Shower is The Best Prelude To Intercourse...

When you have a date,lover or a jump off over ,there's always a silent gap in between that convenient conclusion of a movie you both were watching to past time before you two get down with the fuckery or you're both sitting in the bedroom debating,subconsciously who's gonna make the next move.No worries,ask your date if they'd like to take a shower with you (LOL)...

OR if you're not as randomly abrupt with the invite,you can mention the gesture thru previous conversations and or texts before meeting.That way ,the notion will already be saturated in their mind so when they come over it'll be already written into the plans.

 Kissing,rubbing,touching,groping,soap suds,slip N'slide are all the components to catapult the sensual appetizer to the grandiose of the FULL course transferring to the bedroom.

That is all.

...for now.

VNTM:The TRUTH behind Planking///

(Some images & information was referenced from happyandgone.tumblr.com)

Just this week alone ,I've witnessed insurmountable Twitpics,Status Updates & Wall Photos of people laying face down across floors,refrigerators,roads and all types of strange places.I thought it was  newfangled trend that was newly saturated in today's ever changing popular culture.However,the gesture (I soon found out) was simulated as Planking.

In my opinion,I thought it was an overcompensated version of fainting or dropping dead over something so overwhelming (i.e. a hot picture,your favorite artist,etc).So....I did some research and found out that this new thing people are indulging in was derived from a very dark and negative place...

BUT,

planking was first & still recognized as when slave owners stacked slaves face down on top of one another,chained at their waist.Slaves were forced to lay in their own waste and others as well leading to unsanitary related diseases which ultimately led to death without treatment.The one's who died were left remained deceased planked with the others that was still living.

So...I don't think this 'planking' phenomena won't be lasting long...If it does...

Shame on You!!

SN:The only planking that I'll condone is when it's with someone naked and on my bed.And I thank you.

VNTM:Public Announcement [ Anus Affirmation]

 On my 5th installment of VNTM [Vanitys.Nephew.Tawt.Me] I decided to divulge in a topic some people shamefully keep hidden.I for one want to glorify the subject,it's a bit eluded and nasty but I gravitate towards the latter and allowed myself to educate the clueless.

Clears throat* 

---BOTTOMS/ANAL LOVERS/DOGGYSTYLE PERFORMERS/SALAD TOSSERS...there's no shame in these sorts,raise your hand^. Now,the interpretation  of the anal setting variates between many of you guys & girls.Taking care and knowing your anus is a pivotal part of executing your purpose.I know nothing of the this sort(I'm not a bottom)...However,some of the same rules apply to ANYONE.Everyone has an ass and whether you get it plucked or not doesn't exile you from knowledge of its upkeep and informative premise.I candidly asked a few people that I know for sure are bottoms and a few tops about the different types of (assholes) they've come to encounter.These people (whom I wont give names) didn't  know that I was actually taking notes to contribute to this post.It was just a regular conversation between them & I about the many assortment of butt holes.

.DISCLAIMER:

I know this is a bit unorthodox and crass and if you feel a bit uneven or insulted about this post then politely remove yourself from reading.

 NOW...

with my imposing resources I've come to the conclusion that there are 6 different types of assholes:Powdered Donut,Glazed Donut,The Jelly Donut, Coconut Surprise,The Cheerio,Hula Hoop B.K.A The Olympic Rings & The Diamond Ring.

Let's dive in shall we....

POWDERED DONUT

These are the anuses that belong to the overcompensated bottom.They drown themselves with a pound of baby powder or some type of fragrant talc to keep them either fresh or dry.Depending on how large & hairy your ass is ,this powder will do nothing but dry up and form small powdered balls in the unknown crevices of your ass-that's not cute.It can get a bit tacky as well ,because on several occasions I've seen plenty of dudes with a white spot right in the center of their ass of their underwear when they sag their pants ,which poses the inquiry that their either smuggling cocaine in their ass or they powdered their cakes before leaving home.For others,powder can keep you indeed fresh and dry.But please wash that powder debris out of your muffin before someone decides to eat because no one wants this....

GLAZED DONUT

The glazed donut signifies the more damp of the assortment.These are the ones that saturate there asses with too much moisturizer.Through my resources,I've come to learn that you shouldn't apply any type of lotion to the inside of your ass unless it's mildly fragrant and or made from aloe.Some lotions may irritate the foreskin and most lotions (if you are hairy down there) can stick to the follicles of the hair even after you bathe which can develop an odor that is very disrespectful.These situations magnify in the more humid climates making your asshole a bit too wet...and I'm NOT talking about the wet that most tops like.So handle that bruh/

JELLY DONUT

Um...this is the more disturbing of the bunch,as you can probably tell by the image above.A jelly donut looks normal and generally satisfying on the surface but as you bite into it a gooey substance bursts in your mouth.Now,replace that donut with an ASS.........I don't think you'd like that same gesture.

No one likes a surprise down there.I like to call it a 'horrible celebration'.Clean yourselves people.NO blood,NO boo boo,NO ma'am.That is all.

 COCONUT SURPRISE

Ok,this particular assortment of hole is strictly based on opinions and preferences.I like to title it the Coconut Surprise.These are butts that inhabits a very endowed hairy prelude.I, for one am not a fan of the sort.However,there are some people who gravitate towards this type.They're more clarified as 'Bears'.I think one should keep this area shaven or to a minimal because it can interrupt a hygiene regime-you don't want debris getting caught in the depths of your hair.I know Lady Gaga promotes her hair but in these cases it shouldn't apply.But if you side with a lace front growing out your ass then by all means-go for it!

THE CHEERIO

Finally, a positive display of the assortment of anal debates.The cheerio is the asshole that rarely gets tampered with.It's tight ,right and prepared for the night.POP!

These are the ones that will grip your monster for all it's worth and have you moaning like the person you're boning should be moaning.It's a beautiful thing!

 THE HULA HOOP

This is the complete opposite of the previous type.In difference,these are the anuses that have NO walls.Unfortunately,the only walls that they do have are on Facebook.More applicable to the power bottom,these assholes are stretched with too many stamps on it's passport if you know what I mean.

It can also be signified as the 'Olympic Rings' seeing that there's so many of them, making it convenience likable to go around for everyone & anyone to wiggle themselves in it.

So if youre ever messing around with someone and your manhood is all too easily enveloped by their insides within a matter of seconds and you dont feel NO walls-politely EXIT>

Stay clear,you don't wanna fall into their abyss ,because more than likely 85% of your society already has.

THE DIAMOND RING

A diamond ring encrusted with all it's flawless multitude of rocks and galore should ignite a smile on anyone's face.However,those same rocks and encrustations inside of someone's ass cheeks will ignite nothing less that nausea and disgust.This is the most nastiest of the assortments in which I saved it's description for last.If you witness any substance of stubble,bumps or any kind of conspiracy in that area -please ABORT! Find yourself some reason to get the hell out of that section of his/her anatomy and politely excuse yourself.Thanks.

~o~

That concludes my lecture on the assortment of asses inner sanctums.

Again,if you felt incredibly disgusted and or indifferent about this post then allow yourself to pause,think and recollect because I for one do not care.It's all in fun.

SMILE :)

VNTM:What Type of Gay R You?

There's alot of us out there.All breeds from the same gentrified designer label induced cloth.Variations are interpreted thru thrusting attributes that only our society can muster.Can you decipher the mold? What type of Gay R you? Let's tip shall we....

[This isn't gospel,just a fun interpretation of the various demeanor's in today's gay culture.Don't take it seriously-unless you wish to.And I thank you.]

Scene Queen

You R the gay nightlife.Every party,every club,every new trendy setting- You are there! Saturated with social virus,you know everyone,you are outgoing to some and stuck up by others.The stars are your GPS to  party girl mode.You always sipping on something in the club and holding people up with your hugs.Bitch,get out my way!

Gym Bunny

You find your solace in the gym.Your body is the shit and you are captivated by all things pro healthy.Usually you frequent this gay haven because of the attention you get from other goers or you're compensating for something lack thereof (look below).You're the first one their at opening and the last one tipping at closing.It could be esteemed dedication or your infatuation with the locker room via the sauna.Yeah,I see you..
 /////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////I'm Straight

Sure you are.Normally,these are the ones you have for one night ,stake your claim (behind others) and proceed on to the next.They don't kiss,nor do they wish to date and they usually have an alleged wife at home.Closeted is their claim and denying homosexuality is their game.After you FUCK THEM,feel free to giggle.Queen please!

Bi Bi Bi

Unlike the gay before,Bisexual males are a bit lenient when it comes to the term 'homosexual'.They tend to box their sexual preference in the Bi circumstance.Usually,they like more than the other (MEAT)...but they will never admit to it.They figure its a cushion to the sociological viewing of being just gay;when in doubt,I feel it's a sexual upgrade.Get you a piece!

Drag Queen

The flamboyant heel wearing,female garment rocking ,designer bag toting dragons of today are very whimsical and entertaining at the most.They usually endure alot of criticism and disdain from close minded individuals,I for one applaud their courage.To tip out in full faux estrogen illusions and hold your foundation drenched,lacefront topped head up high-I commend.HOWEVER,if you look like Left Eye's autopsy when you get up in then you may want to find another hobby cause I'll most def point and roast you, MAN!

DILF

Over 45 is now considered to be in correlation with the 'older kat'. In the gay status quo,these are the one's who already know what they want out of life and better yet out of another man.Their not hung up on all the confusion a youngster may inhabit into bed with them.They've been there,done all that. They grunt loudly when they ejaculate and they are not as energetic and pro-clubbing or other stereotypical youthful leisure activities.A nice day at home is equivalent to bliss for them.Get familiar,we'll all be in there clearance sneakers one day.

Twinkerbell

This particular domain is strictly for Caucasians unfortunately.The term 'twink' is usually signified with young,skinny and usually extravert,flamboyant beings.In my opinion,they are the ones that are sidelined with bimbo's.Kinda ditzy and full of semen.It's customary for the age bracket of 18-22.If you surpass this bracket then you may want to re-evaluate your plate because you need to be fed.

Suit & Tie Guy

Stuffy,pretentious,competitive,arrogant and extremely serious are just a few mentality traits  for the latter.This is the type of guy who puts work first and palpable leisure last.He's ALWAYS busy,ALWAYS eluding his workload into his personal life.He's very ambitious in being successful and somewhat of power player.Some of these aspects can be seen as positive illumination in life but sometimes leery in a companionship dynamic.The arrogance and power of being successful could harm the equivalency that most of us acquire in a union.If you like always being sub-par or in the lingering shadows of a pessimistic being then hooray for you.

Bear

Furry Monsters is a more explicable name.These are the hairy men that linger on the remnants of our setting.Their usually meaty(buff)GROWN MEN;I use that term strongly because these characters usually are aggressively masculine and intimidating (in my opinion) 25-5o y.o kats that refuse to wax,shave,Nair simply because their esteemed attribute is body hair-all over! Not my cup of vodka or tea,but if you're into lacefronts coming from every pore of your mates anatomy then please,feel free.Sweeps up hair.*

Missing JoBro

Jonas Brother reference.These are the holier than thou but seemingly sexual,shy but extremely outgoing,candid but covertly prepared,poised but goofy male that sprinkles likeness all around.Their the creme of the crop.I fathom them.Their a cool breed.If you are lucky enough to succumb an arousal in the same room as them then you too have been struck by their alluring lightning.Flash!

Pocket Gay

If you're familiar with 'Will & Grace' then you'd be aware of a Pocket Gay.These are not small people or insipid pods that you may think this name enlists.It's simply that one dude that you can call when you want....well-ANYTHING! They adore you,they are borderline obsessed with the breath you take.They'll put your fart in a shoebox and cherish it forever if allowed.Need some gas? call your pocket gay.Wanna go to the movies or dinner but don't want to spend your money?call your pocket gay.Want to release some pinned up stress and none of your other jump offs are in attendance? call your pocket gay.Their convenient,safe and at a dark corner of a bar near you!

Manther

I so hope I don't use this term when I get this age....Manther is the masculine version of what women call themselves after 4o-Panthers.These genre of gays are usually going through a mid-life crisis and saturate their worries with a new sporty car,revamping of the wardrobe and young boy toy (twink) and or cosmetic surgery.It's a phase that shouldn't last longer than 2 years.Otherwise,it could lead to suicide....I'm just sayin'. 

Drama Queen

This is for all the self-absorbed,narcissistic organisms that think this thing called life rotates around them.They fathom that they are the axis that carries all the weight,all the turmoil,all the happiness,all the work.Seemingly too busy on their own private spectrum,their worries attain to your exclusivity.I personally ignore these creatures.I have no area for them in my life-not today,not tonight,not tomorrow.

Always Online

Sigh| Now this is a personalized genre that I for one can relate to.This area is archived for the online pioneer.They are always available via the internet in various portals.Whether it be Skye,Twitter,Facebook or IM messaging ,their availability is within reach.Being somewhat of a technology vagabond,they can also alliterate all computer dynamics fluently.There are 2 ways to becoming knowledgeable of the incessant online raiders-One:they either have no life and find solace thru cyber communication and social venues.Two:they live on the internet for simple entertainment purposes-porn,chat,streaming video or movies,gossip forums,fashion,blogging,homework.I can personally claim the 2nd description.I'm saturated on my IP address.The internet has taken over television for me.My notebook stays plugged.Don't judge me.

Hot Mess

We all know the term-messy,hot ass mess,shitty mess.They all contain to a myriad of components.Being considered messy can stem out into alot of negative constructed attributes.Slutty mess is the one member out of any crew that sleeps with anything with a last name.Hot mess is the one that always channels a mess via personal appearance; whether it's their hygiene,clothing or grooming.Mess is what one try to avoid -gossip,secrets,lies,cheating,stealing,adultery.All of whom is sometimes frowned upon and ironically gravitated upon in our society.[Messy ass queens!] I can go on but I'm sure you get the nectar of what Messy is contrived to execute.

Student

These are the scholastic ones of the bunch hailing from all sorts of endogenous traits.Some are pushed as nerds,squares or smart asses.I for one are infatuated with these nerdy overachievers,extra-curricular taking,video game playing bookworms.They are somewhat of a challenge and can carry a decent favorable conversation unlike some idiots.The only thing you may have to watch out for is the constant tug-of-war of whose more dominant scholastically.They love to correct any verbal error or wrongdoing which can be a little flighty to some but for me it's all in the dynamic.

Frat Boy

A frat boy's stereotype ties back to the 'I'm Straight' ,Bi Bi Bi  & Gym Bunny coordinates.They too have a certain allure that some may find spellbinding. They are the beer chugging,football playing obnoxious testosterone saturated mofos that can be a hoot to hang around or a mess.

Gaymer

This falls in the same dorkish disposition as students or always online types.A gaymer is the epitome of a tech tranny.They live,breath,ejaculate to everything that composites with technology.X-box,Wii are there life.It's cute to me.Like I said before,whenever someone is passionate about something that I have no interest in then that signifies them as a nerd.Lol.However,they are very critical on all new video games and clueless as to the latest fashions.Meaning,that these poor souls cannot dress.But I always like a challenge.Makeover much?

Sk8r Boy

Avril boasted about this dude best.Rock & roll influenced,baggy cut off denim,Vans Ski or Lo Top ,messy hair,Tats and vagabond flavor.I,for one,love skate boys.They epitomize 'cool'.Their style is favorable and influenced in a way that I peak in admiration to.Pharell is a perfect example of the latter.He signifies that cool,demure,laid back demeanor that yells from the inside out.Get you a piece!

Like A Virgin

I saved the best for last.These gremlins promote abstinence,traditional 'no sex' values before getting to know someone or acclaim being a novice to 'kinkiness'-bitch please! They illustrated,wrote and distributed the blueprint and manual to the term.Do not believe that they haven't participated in sexual intercourse-they not only have, but probably with more than one person or parties.Their basically certified freaks.Fingerbang,muffin top,snowball,teabag,fist pump is all on their resume.Putting the term 'gent in the streets & freak in the sheets' is a understatement.They clap in church on Sunday and clap they ass Mon-Sat and Sunday nights after Sunday dinner & a fleet.POP!

VNTM: My Homeboy Wants to Yakk Me:5 Steps in Knowing Your Friend Wants You///

Have you ever had that one friend that defies your dynamic of friendship? That one ominous one that's too sexy for their own good and you strangely find yourself drawn to to them and trying to deny your attraction?  That one friend that tests your curiosity to be met sexually before you can sign them off? That one friend that your other acquaintances are interested in but you fail to hook them up? Do you get jealous when they talk about other dudes? Do you always want to leave the club early? Are you a cock blocking Patty Mayonnaise? Is it sexual tension? Is it sheer curiosity?

SIGH/........Well,I have never experienced that...However,If you see your friend as more than the applicable title it means that you wanna do more than just kee-kee & chill.You want to skeet-skeet and feel.

Stereotypically,one gay deity in out community is that every person has slept with the other before they challenged the idea of a platonic friendship.2 out of 5 homobot's have slept with their friend pre-friendship.

Anywho,

here's the homological order these situations occur in our world.

If you find yourself or your friend acting these stages out then you need to navigate the situation which ever way you see accommodating.

Stage One:Attraction| Sexual curiosity saturated with tension and infatuated undertones.

Stage Two:The incessant company| Inviting themselves over,always calling/texting,always desiring to hang out,comfortable with being a 3rd wheel,inquiring on your whereabouts.

Stage 3:Too Affectionate| The random & sometimes uber uncomfortable touching.Lesbian dancing on the dancefloor,too much playful tapping on the ass,hints of jealousy and overbearing notions.

 Stage 4:Final Destination| This stage is of mutual developments.You both have this comfort unison.Changing & being naked in front of each other.Having sleepovers,sexual horseplay,dual porno watching....................

  

THEN...

Stage 5: Fuck Buddies| If you both let it get to this stage then a mutual agreement has taken effect and your friendship has skyrocketed into a totally redefined and a arousing new meaning.

  Get yo' Life!!

Outro:The Aftermath| The compromising of a friendship...Could you two go back to being just friends? Is it too weird? Uncomfortable? What the fuck next???

VNTM:How long can you keep your underwear?

I was doing laundry the other day and I was de-tangling my unmentionables and I rendered up the inquiry as in to how long I've had some of these garments and if it's time for me to renew my drawer with new ass garments...how long is it OK for you to keep your underwear???

I've been having these underwear for almost 3 years.
This was a unregistered question.I rarely purchase underwear for myself (Grandma takes care of that around Christmas and a occasional date or two may cop me a few sexy pair every now & then...) and the one's that I do have in inventory I love and don't feel the need to dispose of.

 
I researched and came up with this solution....
The only exception to throwing out your favorite underwear are :  

• If they start to rip.
• If you can't get those embarrassing shit stains out.
• If they become faded .
• If the elastic starts to ripple and threads unravel: (your ass getting too big Precious!) 
• If that label on the elastic band (i.e Calvin Klien,Diesel)is no longer visible.Can it!

Now if you don't have these complications then you are good on your pieces.

VNTM:The importance of |ntimacy.

Touch me, tease me

Feel me and caress me

Hold on tight and don't let go                       

Baby I'm about to explode

Cuz all my love you can control///

Those notations speak volumes when it comes to the dynamic of the subject matter: INTIMACY .
A reader of the blog rose speculation of the subject and asked me to elaborate on the subject.So here goes...
Intimacy:  in·ti·ma·cy 

n. pl. in·ti·ma·cies

1. The condition of being intimate.

2. An instance of being intimate.

Many indulge in the word,others recoil at the mere gratification.However you want to entertain this notion,it CAN be cute at times.The ultimate inquiry at hand is when to show it? How to show it? and Who to show it to? It's really not rocket science, but it can create aggravation in some.To be intimate means to pertain some type of relationship with another person.(Serving yourself does NOT count.)It can be a dating relationship,platonic relationship,interpersonal relationship or marital relationship or casual.

 

All of these relationship components serves an essential purpose in factoring intimacy.The compatible thread in all of these is mainly of a sexual nature.Compatibility is somewhat a virtue.It's not needed ;however ,it should most definitely be implemented.

WHEN:

There's no specific time coordinates when it comes to SHOWING intimacy.Some show it without even touching the other.The date,time,place all is considered with said person.The most common time to display intimacy is when you get to know a person................................................LMAOOOOOOO....I almost fooled myself with that one. 

::sighs::

  Ok,in a more righteous sense,intimacy is something that occurs with two people (or 3,4 ..whichever floats your boat) that share either a sexual,spiritual,emotional or mental attraction.Attraction is the most immaculate factor.No intimacy should take place without it. 

If you're fucking left,right,up & down organisms that you have no remote attraction to then this post is'nt for you.Seek professional help.A pity screw should never be your platform.Don't get me wrong,we've all had that one or two dates that we just mess around with because at that time no other options were available or you had a little too much Mother Vodka + Cranberry in your system.

HOW:

^man down^

 Believe it or not ,there are universal chronological standard in which intimacy takes place in all forms and social standards.  

1.attraction & dating.(im feeling you,you feeling me) 2.relational maintenance & repair.(the technical difficulties & problems:we can solve them.No big deal)3.relational stressors + repairs.(we obviously got problems and i'm contemplating on dropping your ass;how are WE gonna fix this?)4.relational termination.(Bitch,boo bye!)

Ways to show intimacy varies.You could be Ms.Prissy Perfect Patricia and practice more traditional ways of  seduction or you can be a total nympho and fuck up a boudoir like below...
 

Anyway you entertain your partner must be memorable.Even if you don't want nothing else to do with the person,drop that shit like its your last day on earth.If he/she gonna spread your business about your intimate performance (which if it's a queen,then you KNOW they will..)you want it to be something worth telling.Am i right? ....I know. 

 Pull out ALL the tricks...i.e shower is always the perfect prelude to immense intimacy...hands down.You're clean,it's steamy,you're in close proximity of your partner,sexual tension is at it's peak and the most dominating fact of all is that you're butt ass naked and wet.Leggo!!

"Go deep,Imma throw it at ya,
Can't catch it.
Don't hold back,You know I like it rough.
Know I'm feelin you, huh.
Know you liking it, huh."

pointers>>>

•  When you're taking off your clothes,always take off your shirt first.If it's a button up,always start unbuttoning from the bottom up to the top button.If it's a t-shirt,lift from the bottom up and over your head.Don't get tangled trying to  take it off ,you don't wanna look goofy.Also don't take it off too fast,you don't wanna seem so eager on whats about to happen.  
• Foreplay is king.Do not shy away from it.Embrace it to it's highest degree.A simple touch can ignite immense reactions.Especially,if the two parties are extremely physically & sexually attracted to one another.Never start off with licking with the full girth of your tongue,start off with the tip.Grazing the silhouettes and contours of the body with the precipitate ball of the tongue can be mesmerizing.You can practice technique on the back of your hand. After you've completed the prelude of that you can then upgrade to using full potential of your mouth snake.Earlobes,the neck,inside the thigh,lower stomach area,nipples,lower back and the good ole ass is the most prominent hot spots.Pull out your gun...Man Down.S+M activity is an option too.(...if that's what you into).It signifies from everything to tea-bagging,pissing,toys,or restraint.If you're gonna be bad,be really good at it. ::devilish grin::

•  If you're a variety ho (versatile tOP/bottoM,versatile),then your conceptions should be a little more complex than the latter.When you're open to anything then the standards become dwindling and a little more abstract than usual.Having many conceptions on this title can sometimes be troubling in the bedroom. Versatility is  esteemed for being both dominant and submissive,your hormones are all over the place.One day you want ketchup and mustard the next.In these areas,I feel that you should just have an open mind and a real communicative sex drive because if amicable desires are not squashed then the sex can be shady and compromising. However,variety is always a good persona.Not many desire the same repetitive sexual nature in the bedroom.For some,it can be very frustrating and can ultimately lead to infidelity.Oops!

• If you're receiving (bottoM), always give your partner a sense of notoriety and prestige.We must know that you appreciate what we giving to you.Grant us with all chronicles of foreplay and desire and we'll most definitely  feel more than obliged to return the favor.It's a duty.

•  If you're giving (toP),aggressiveness is always a mantra in the senses.Your partner can be a little aggressive and demanding but you should always be in control,indefinitely.No one wants a wimpy sexual antagonist.Allure is the perception .You shouldn't be begging for attention.It should already be implied.Get your life.

WHO:

There isn't a definitive selection when it comes to whom you grant affection and intimacy to.Everyone deserves a little love,correct?............LMAOOOOOO...ok,I almost got myself with that insignificant fable.If you a complete sea donkey,you should cut your ties and gain knowledge that your options are not as broad as others.You're low on the totem pole.Sorry.Sometimes I can have a minute sense of benevolence.However, I'm a realist at heart.It's my passion.Shoot me! Anywho,your standards maybe different from others;resulting in you having to limit  your intimacy.You can however go out rationing  the dick and the ass.It's consuming.If you're the 'variety ho' like I mentioned earlier then you have this syndrome embedded in your disposition.If you decide to top the kids one night then your standards maybe a little aimed towards something a lot more different compared to the standard that you may go by when you're aspiring for some penis.If it's that one dude that you always call on (the convenient 'jump off') then your level of intimacy will vary on the level of libations intake or how much you're feeling that particular person on that particular day.

 Anywho...
intimacy is the shit.It's the diamond factor in developing natural sexual instincts.Sometimes its a beacon of confirmation of our compatibility to another person or just our scapegoat to a passionate playground.Without it we wouldn't be here.However and whomever you decide to show it to should be coerced and executed accordingly.Don't go giving away your cake and wood all wholeheartedly.A friendly cocktail isn't sufficient.
Until next time,VNTM (vanitys.nephew.tawt.me.)