VNTM:Why IT'S better In The Shower.

Sex ANYPLACE is always good when you getting it.However,precipitation as a background can equalize as legendary in any sexual mode.The steam,passion and atmosphere is the premiere elements for an elusive great fuckery of a function.SO...In my jump off issue of VTNM,I'd like to explore the connotation of WHY 'it' (sex) is oh so much more wonderFULL in the shower.Let's get wet shall we....

Sex is ,in form,many degrees of pleasure and euphoric patterns in ceremonious body to body celebration.Whether its in,the most traditional setting,the bedroom ,a broom closet or in your Mother's laundry room (a past personal fav place of mines)-Sex can be enjoyed anywhere.When it comes to the shower and or bath tub,sex is and will always be more sensual and transient in the sense.I base this hypothesis   off  3 key factors:

one.Water Mixed With Bathroom Lighting Makes Your Body Looks AMAAAZING.

Water makes the physique looks more translucent and taut in any sense.Mixed with the subtle lighting (candles if the mood is more of a romantic setting) and the tint from the shower curtains plus the shadows reflecting from off the tile produces wonders that Photoshopping can't fuck with.

Now ,I'm not confirming that if you're shaped like a entertainment center or Sherri Shepard that a shower can perform magic-NO,you need to be showering alone.Keep that date FAR AWAY from that shower.

two.Bathroom Setting Is Paramount For Extensive Love Making.

Thebedroom is secondary when it comes to the perfect unison of sex,lust and passion. The shower is where you need to be.This option has a myriad of pros.

 One being,that you can ENSURE that your spouse will be clean.

No surprises,muddy cakes or stern smelling balls because you can witness them wash these areas themselves.Or even hotter,you can wash them yourself.

Two,wetness all around--with the ignition of soap suds,body oils,steam and extremely wet kisses integrated with your saliva is just too fucking much of a joyous occasion.You got a invite?

three.Inviting A Date Into The Shower is The Best Prelude To Intercourse...

When you have a date,lover or a jump off over ,there's always a silent gap in between that convenient conclusion of a movie you both were watching to past time before you two get down with the fuckery or you're both sitting in the bedroom debating,subconsciously who's gonna make the next move.No worries,ask your date if they'd like to take a shower with you (LOL)...

OR if you're not as randomly abrupt with the invite,you can mention the gesture thru previous conversations and or texts before meeting.That way ,the notion will already be saturated in their mind so when they come over it'll be already written into the plans.

 Kissing,rubbing,touching,groping,soap suds,slip N'slide are all the components to catapult the sensual appetizer to the grandiose of the FULL course transferring to the bedroom.

That is all.

...for now.

'Finding Me' set to release sequel :Finding Me:Truth [Video]

 TLA releasing has decided to coerce the sequel to the independent black gay drama/comedy Finding Me . Finding Me:Truth will sorta pick up where the latter left off and dwell more into the other character's lives as well.In my opinion,the first lack depth and was kinda dry.With a few new attractive characters thrown in the mix too spice up the plot as seen in the trailer below this sequel looks as if it may be a bit better.

 Set to be released this Summer,I had no idea that they actually greenlit this movie for a sequel.It's refreshing to see more movies catering to homosexuality in the African American community.Now all I need is a Noah's Arc sequel and I'll be content.

Peep the preview below.Also to look at the first 'Finding Me' click here.

Finding Me: Truth Official Trailer from TLA Releasing on Vimeo.

Tuesday Hard Eye Candy [The GOOD Life]

Katy Perry's next single is...

I was so wanting this to be a single for a long time but I guess Perry opted to offer it as a concluding single from her smash hit album Teenage Dream.This will serve as Katy's 5th single and hopefully her 5th consecutive #1 single off the album.It's no doubt that Katy has been eating the charts with every song she releases as a single from the album and this song,I'm sure,won't shy away from the exact feat.

SN:I always directed a video in my head for this song.It speaks volumes on a typical Friday night for a shitfaced butch queen. =)

Club Kids

Strobe lights and glitter.White libations and stars in eyes.Bathroom stupor and regrettable a.m's.Club kid persona.Chronological beautiful disasters!

VNTM: My Homeboy Wants to Yakk Me:5 Steps in Knowing Your Friend Wants You///

Have you ever had that one friend that defies your dynamic of friendship? That one ominous one that's too sexy for their own good and you strangely find yourself drawn to to them and trying to deny your attraction?  That one friend that tests your curiosity to be met sexually before you can sign them off? That one friend that your other acquaintances are interested in but you fail to hook them up? Do you get jealous when they talk about other dudes? Do you always want to leave the club early? Are you a cock blocking Patty Mayonnaise? Is it sexual tension? Is it sheer curiosity?

SIGH/........Well,I have never experienced that...However,If you see your friend as more than the applicable title it means that you wanna do more than just kee-kee & chill.You want to skeet-skeet and feel.

Stereotypically,one gay deity in out community is that every person has slept with the other before they challenged the idea of a platonic friendship.2 out of 5 homobot's have slept with their friend pre-friendship.

Anywho,

here's the homological order these situations occur in our world.

If you find yourself or your friend acting these stages out then you need to navigate the situation which ever way you see accommodating.

Stage One:Attraction| Sexual curiosity saturated with tension and infatuated undertones.

Stage Two:The incessant company| Inviting themselves over,always calling/texting,always desiring to hang out,comfortable with being a 3rd wheel,inquiring on your whereabouts.

Stage 3:Too Affectionate| The random & sometimes uber uncomfortable touching.Lesbian dancing on the dancefloor,too much playful tapping on the ass,hints of jealousy and overbearing notions.

 Stage 4:Final Destination| This stage is of mutual developments.You both have this comfort unison.Changing & being naked in front of each other.Having sleepovers,sexual horseplay,dual porno watching....................

  

THEN...

Stage 5: Fuck Buddies| If you both let it get to this stage then a mutual agreement has taken effect and your friendship has skyrocketed into a totally redefined and a arousing new meaning.

  Get yo' Life!!

Outro:The Aftermath| The compromising of a friendship...Could you two go back to being just friends? Is it too weird? Uncomfortable? What the fuck next???