Monday, May 2, 2011

Best & Worst Dressed @ Met Gala///

The Met Gala 2oll BKA Costume Institute Gala steamed with daring garbs and garments as the yesterday,today and tomorrows celebs tipped out on fashions biggest night.The theme -Alexander McQueen's Savage Garden. The dress code-Absolute. Bring it or be beheaded! Best Dressed was an understatement for some.These figures definitely know how to shit on the red carpet. The night was paramount for fundamental fashion,gregarious glamor and lavish levitation of gowns and costumes like no other.

Best Dressed

Beyonce was the true champion.Pushing through in Pucci.The guarded neck and Victorian inspired fitted gold and black gown captured every scintillating curve.Who run this?


Gossip Girl's finest Blake Lively's passion for extensive glamor is evident in this nude colored draped half sheer petaled and satin gown.Van Der Woodsen yum yum/

JLo was a vibrant hue of red as she celebrated amongst others.She most def has something to toast to seeing the release of her album tomorrow and reeking triumph with this infectious flowered cloaked gown.Turn it up! 

 Fergie channeled a French bride in these flowered embroidered gown that was fit for a Queen.Sheer eleganza (Rupaul voice).

Only Omi.Rocking Alexander McQueen like no other estrogen filled organism in her ranks.You're admitted.She looks like clouds and  gold jewelry.

Dakota made me so proud in this youthful,soft sleeveless frock maintained with spring inspired flowers embedded in the flared tulle bottom.It's youthful elegance personified. 

Uncle Ye channels European tailored wears like no other.With this elongated lapel and shrewd 'I'm the shit' demeanor-he is welcomed! SN:Get into that pose.

Giselle can do no wrong.The Budtchen in her wont allow it.This red strapless floor length gown exudes prominence on any red carpet.Own it.

Christina Ricci had me screaming when I saw this confectious confusion of a dress.It's dark romance is protruding my visuals.I'm IN.Come thru Wednesday Addams! 

Second Best dressed male of the evening-Mr.Williams hypnotizes me every time he attempts and conquers being dapper.

LeeLee Sobeiski has gotten fashionabley thinner and it exudes in this ivory gold belted tuxedo dress with plunging neckline and soft fall.

Ok Dressed
 Diana Krueger was Old Hollywood sexy in this two toned petal beaded and black silk frock with that mile high split revealing those beautiful stems.

Ciara tipped thru in this soft gown that was sorta different for her taste.We're used to seeing the uber sexy Cici on the carpet but she scaled back and sampled a bit of innocent softness that works.

My Sol-Angel started from the ground up with her hair and grew it out in a matter of months and gave us confirmation of her geuine lenght.Pressed and primmed,Ms.Knowles channeled a mod mode and appeared in a wildly geometric print and black sequined blend that whispers volumes.I hoped for more though. 

 Salma Hayek looked tremendous.This gown was liquid perfection.

Grandma Mdolla scaled back as well from her previous Gala red carpet entree from a few years back.This slate blue silk gown saturated with gold & silver templates are reason for acclaim.

JHud played with greys and fluffy whites in this sleeveless gown in which she executed very well. She was absolutely glowing.

This was a disappointment Leighton.I guess you really do live in Serena's shadow because she looked amazing.
I think if Mrs.Beatz would have just lost the jacket that this gown could tip thru.

 Newcomer's Lala & Carmelo was modestly primped.
Keri channeled a Stardust Princess in this powder blue infectious gown with placed tulle and a jeweled bodice.The dress is nice but I don't think she executed it well.I guess the hair threw it for me.

 Right in time for Taureans.This emerald green twist & shout silk gown was very demure and elegant.The silhouette was flattering on Ginnifer.Loves it.
My Fenty disappointed me.She almost made this worst dressed list with this lace Mortician's wife gown.I'm aware that her love for the color black never defuses but I wished she would've tapped into her colorful coutour gown wearing that she was giving for a minute like she gave at the Grammy's with the Gaultier gowns.However she chose this drab piece.Let her in anyways,she's still my sister.

Eva Mendes blazed in this electric blue one shouldered pleated gown.She gave me the immediate NYC night skyline with that gold metal belt.

Sarah JP doesnt have to do much.She is a fashion culture pioneer.She shoveled on thru with this champagne svelte fitting beaded galore of a garment with the solace of promise.So correct.



Worst Dressed

John was at the wrong place at the wrong time with this one.His tux was ok but seeing that he came with the gothic version of Sesame's Street Big Brown thrown into this category by association.Sorry.

Love Stella McCartney,but I no longer understand nor do I care.This dress looks like blackened crab leg.

 When bad clothes happen to good people.This Goldmember 2oll pantsuit should not even had a glimpse of the Met Gala red carpet.This look was better suited for a VMA's red carpet.

This dress was just too busy for Lucy Liu's petite Korean-American frame.The concoction of overcompensated feathers ad length of the dress wasn't a good call.

I know the suit & tie is Janelle Monae's aesthetic and I applaud her for her sheer originality.However,this is the MET gala and the only thing edgy about her look is the fact that she wore heels instead of her normal black eyed pea Oxfords.

Rosario gave me Grandma Bedazzle in this Plain Jane frock.I was not appeased-at all!

The hat and overall attitude Serena gave with this illusion was half baked.It looked like a silly stringed costume disaster.Sweet 16 much?

 "Someone pass me my gun!"

Elle Fanning (Dakota Fanning's younger sister) know she needs an ass whoopin for this shit on rice Humpty Dumpty tiered frock.She should've borrowed her sister's stylist.

 Why Sofia?? All that body you got and you go and pull Meryl Streep's prom gown off the stylist's rack....SMH/

Sorry Mary,you are complacent in the fashion bible but this Bohemian look wasn't suitable for the Met Gala.I've seen you rock pieces 1oo times better than this when you out getting coffee.You tried it.

Why she standing like that?

 Ashely you in the same boat as your sister.This peasant shouldered dress is a fail.I don't get it.You and your sibling are a treat to look at but I find myself wanting to close my laptop at your Met Gala efforts.This looks like choir robe meets Calvin Klein sheath.NO.

Really Chloe? You wrap discount black Mortuary lace around you and tip it off with a white bow.I should slap you with a newspaper.Walks off*

Apology accepted...













No comments:

Post a Comment

Related Posts Plugin for WordPress, Blogger...