Thursday, March 31, 2011

Movie Friday: Stomp The Yard II +Link

Following up to the 2oo7 college cult hit,Stomp The Yard 2 was surprisingly entertaining.It wasn't better nor was it worse than the first.I had NO idea that this film was even released.Production was scrapped after poor reception and was pegged for a straight to dvd release.The movie is packed with trendy acts such as Teyana Taylor,Colin Pennie,Pooch Hall(Derwin),Tika Sumter(Gossip Girl,The Game),Terrence J,David Banner and more.The highlight for me was Teyana's improvisation on some of her lines.You can tell she hangs around queens.Love her.
To peep Stomp The Yard II :Homecoming click here to watch.

What is Beyonce doing?

 Beysus was spotted at a photoshoot in 7o's garb flaunting and pumping in New Jersey.No words on what this said photoshoot is for but all is too curious to think it's something seeded with the packaging or promotion for her 4th studio release album slated for this year.I'm feeling the vintage aura of the images.If this look ties back to what the direction her album is going in I'm all too ecstatic to hear the outcome.Looks like she's tearing a page from Solange's book.The photoshoot was garnered by famed photographer Ellen van Unwerth (same photographer responsible for Rihanna's Rated R packaging.)

Fantasia feeds us Collard Greens + Cornbread ....

 Fantasia stopped by her career alma mater tonight and performed the 3rd single off of her Grammy nominated album Back To Me.She performed the soulful Collard Greens and Cornbread sporting a floor length red glitzy gown and a honey blond bouffant.The performance was good.However,it looks as though she's been eating collards and cornbread.Mama thicker than a snicker.She looked like a big sequined candy apple.Peep the saucy performance below.

VNTM:How long can you keep your underwear?

I was doing laundry the other day and I was de-tangling my unmentionables and I rendered up the inquiry as in to how long I've had some of these garments and if it's time for me to renew my drawer with new ass garments...how long is it OK for you to keep your underwear???
I've been having these underwear for almost 3 years.
This was a unregistered question.I rarely purchase underwear for myself (Grandma takes care of that around Christmas and a occasional date or two may cop me a few sexy pair every now & then...) and the one's that I do have in inventory I love and don't feel the need to dispose of.
 
I researched and came up with this solution....
The only exception to throwing out your favorite underwear are :  
  • If they start to rip.
  • If you can't get those embarrassing shit stains out.
  • If they become faded .
  • If the elastic starts to ripple and threads unravel: (your ass getting too big Precious!) 
  • If that label on the elastic band (i.e Calvin Klien,Diesel)is no longer visible.Can it!
Now if you don't have these complications then you are good on your pieces.

Rihanna chatises model for California King Bed

 The vibrant Rihanna is on to the next with her single for California King Bed.With S&M peaking at #2 on the Hot 100 on the Billboard charts, she decided to treat visuals for the latter.The music video,in which she filmed earlier this month has some product placements of Nivea skincare (they made her spokesperson for the brand) and one sexy model in which Rihanna handpicked herself via the internet;basing her decision on his nice abs.She joked with him by greeting him with ,"Hi,Im Rihanna .Nice to meet you.No boners!".Lol! 
No definite date on the video release but in the meantime, you can peep Rihanna performing the track this Sunday with Sugarland on the CMA's.She'll be the first ever African American woman to perform on the show .

Katy Perry ft.Kanye -E.T. :Music Video Premiere

Katy professes her intergalactic love in this Floria Sigismondi directed music video.At first glance of the snippets that were leaked last week ,I was not aroused.However,this visual revamped by position on it.I dig it.Sidebar: Yesssss for Shaun Ross's cakes!

Ace Rockwood:I Wanted To Be a Pornstar since I was 7....

 I'm an avid viewer of efficient porn cinema and I've seen  quite a  few clips of a one Ace Rockwood. He intrigued me............just a little.Yes,I'm a simultneous horndog.Reluctantly,I stumbled upon a a interview he did for online interviewee DunkinsPlayground.In the 7 minute interview he explains the birth of his porn name, the imperatives of HIV/AIDS awareness,and he also boasts how he has aspired the career of being in the porn industry since he was 7 years old...
 Anywho....
 You can learn more about the self-affluent star at his blog http://acerockwood.com/ or peep the interview,images and him at work below...
Click here to view a video of Ace Rockwood construct his business.

Zhao Lei for GQ Taiwan

Wilhelmina  model Zhao Lei poses for the April issue of GQ Taiwan.
Sexy,distinguished retro masculine.

Thursday Hard Eye Candy (If I Ruled The World)

 If I was the ruler of all means of this universe we encompass as Earth I would have all affirmations of nudity,ass,feet,twizzlers and good music!//////
Take it OFF!
Bounce it FAST!
Let me LICK!
Bite IT!
Turn it UP!
 

this would be for dinner every night...

this would be my personal trainer...


this would be my tattoo artist..

 this would be the traditional sex orientation... 

 this would be on my webcam...

 these would be my suspect Uncles on my father's side...

 this would be my roommate and his friends that always come over uninvited...


 this would be my peeping tom next door neighbor..

 this would be my first menage trois experience..

 this would be my stalker...#1

 this would be waiting on me at home everyday after work...
 
every dude's position would be this...chillmode

every dude would wear this daily...
^this would be stalker #2^
 
this will be my gardener....

Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Spotted:Beyonce

Pictures courtesy of JustJared.com
 
Beyonce was spotted today in New York leaving a building downtown with her head bestowed and covered in a hood.In later news,Bey reportedly only a few songs from the completion of her 4th studio album + she was just freed from her father's management.


Gaga becomes a magazine columnist.

As if my Auntie couldn't possibly add more to her diamond encrusted skull plate,she has.Gaga has been asked to be an exclusive columnist for the famed pop culture eating V Magaizine.\Gaga has graced 2 covers of the immaculate publication over the span of her career.n the column that will appear monthly,Gaga would be lending her fashion advisory and colorful portals into her eclectic fundamental universe.I can't wait to decipher her literature on whatever she decides to vent on.It'll be like Carrie Bradshaw meets Samantha.LIFE.

Anna Wintour asks Nicki Minaj for a favor X Lauryn Hill quotes Minaj

  .."Hey, yo, Anna, hey yo Anna Wintour, I'ma need that cover baby girl, it's Pink Friday, ya dig!"..
 When Nicki quoted those words in her song Muny off her platinum + album Pink Friday she didn't think that Ms.Anna Wintour would take notice to it.The head honcho over at the famed publication for Vogue Magazine reached out to the popular hip-hop star personally to perform at the Green Auction Bid to save the Earth in New York last night.Nicki was tramped with excitement as she tweeted ,"Dear Barbz, who knew wen I gave anna wintour a s/o in ‘Muny’ she’d b calling me 2 perform @ a vogue charity event. Lmao. Headed there now.”Next step is to actually snag a cover in the near feature.That'll be haute.In addition to the latter,Nicki's Monster was quoted by another hip-hop vagabond,Lauryn Hill.Lauryn posted on a flyer for a concert that “Starting off on the wrong foot can always be easily rectified by putting another foot down, especially in a ‘monster shoe’ (Nicki Minaj quotable). Come Again!”.....dope.
Peep photos + video of the star performing Monster X Moment for Life below sporting a suitable green barbz created Marge Simpson bouffant.
LOVE.

Rihanna on not recieving any Di*k pictures lately and getting whipped...


Rihanna let loose on her issue for Rolling Stone's May issue.She opened up about her father,Chris Brown's restraining order ,her hiatus from sexting and her infatuation for aggressiveness in the boudoir .Peep excerpts from the interview below + the behind the scenes video of the paramount shoot for the pop starlet. 

 On her love life: 
“I’m not sexing, I’m not even sexting. It’s on complete nil,” she says, adding, “I haven’t gotten a dick picture in a long time. I think people are a little afraid. It can turn out bad.”

On turning up the heat in the bedroom: 
“I like to be spanked. Being tied up is fun. I like to keep it spontaneous. Sometimes whips and chains can be overly planned—you gotta stop, get the whip from the drawer downstairs… I’d rather have him use his hands.”

On why she agreed to let a judge ease the restraining order against Chris Brown: 
“We don’t have to talk again ever in my life. I just didn’t want to make it more difficult for him professionally. What he did to me was a personal thing—it had nothing to do with his career. Saying he has to be a hundred feet away from me, he can’t perform at awards shows—that definitely made it difficult for him. That was the only thing it was going to change, so I didn’t care. But you can never please people. One minute I’m being too hard, and the next minute I’m a fool because I’m not being hard enough.”
 
 
 Love this woman.
ALSO...
Rihanna's 'S&M' has peaked at no.2 on the Billboard Hot 1oo.If it reaches # 1 it'll be her 1oth #1 and it's already her 18th top ten .Only legends such as Madonna,Janet & Whitney Houston has more.


Wednesday Hard Eye Candy (Jesus's nephew)

I'm inlove.Caramel Cabin Fever.
.Imagine being stuck in your habitat with this light brown beau.It's every longing in mass conception.
Where you at! (J.Hudson voice)

 ::sigh::
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