Messed sheets/Soggy ass/Funky breath.
What happened last night?
Contemplating,should i dip out while he's still asleep or further this into Patty Melts + Pecan waffles at Waffle House for breakfast...
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The sun sets.The previous night's endeavors are all a mere blur.A wonderful,almost random tryst aroma descends in the air.It's expired.Is it a mere clarification of a disappointed partner or just another body on the counterparts lengthy sexual engaged roster? No,its entitled a one night stand.The most relevant time for these occurrences are either after the club,dinner,work shift or if you're a amazingly interstice flirt ,AT work. ::Devilish Smile::
It's happened to all of us.Some unexpectedly.Some prepped for it.
When you make that one phone call the day after that magical random romp that you had the night before with the dude with the Pirates fitted,V-neck exposing a manicured chest with tats flourished ever-so-scintillating on his glorious pecs...(sigh)... and all you get is the white lady (automated voicemail) telling you that the unknown prince is not available ;you panic.
Chile,calm your ass down.
You call again.Same result.You result in this clueless frenzy as to WHY hasn't he called you back.Thats a question that you should have already acquired an answer to when you found yourself in bed.Alone.Headache.With your Diesel boxer briefs around one of your ankles and a faint cranberry/vodka six hour aftertaste on your tongue.
He's GONE queen!
ONE night stands are just that...1 night.Get over it! I reluctantly have experienced a few of these without any regret or scarred ego's.Sometimes its coerced well before the club or late night house party.Know what you're getting yourself into.
If you get freaky fast and freaky good within 17mins to 17 hours of knowing a dude,8 out of 10 this dude is gonna view you as promiscuous or maybe even a ho.Knock all the pre-concieved notions.You know what you are.Besides,if he jumped in the sheets with you,then wtf does that make him?
PAUSE
You just wanna have some temporary fun with no strings attached (unless their attached to your wrists or ankles,IF that's what you're into).Anywho, don't get hung up on a dude and develop premature feelings for him and try calling him up to further your tryst into a potential relationship.Slap yourself if you find yourself looking at that cell phone all day at work the next day.
Don't strike me as anti-optimistic,their is room for growth in a one night stand.
My last relationship was birthed from what I thought was gonna be a one night stand; to my reluctance it flourished into something eventful and cathartic. So don't kill fate,caress it.If the sex was good and their was a connection ,it could just be a sexual connection or more.Don't force it.Treat that 'day after' call like a jail call.
Allow the perk ONE complimentary call and or text and or email and or tweet and or freaky picmail and or poke or IM via Facebook. Choose ONE please..all of these avenues shouldn't be used .Your admiration will quickly reform into stalk physco bitch.
That's the werd...And im stickin' to it.
VNTM:Vanity's Nephew Tawt Me!
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