Monday's Hard Eye Candy [Memorial Day Fling]

The Hangover II :Movie Review

Give me a Thai family,the wolfpack + 1,a b-boy dressing miniature monkey,severed finger,facial tattoo, a coke sniffing overzealous Asian twink with a pinky finger-sized endowment,a big booty Asian transsexual with a Thai strip club full of trannys,gay sex,a monk,high speed chase in a Toyota Camry,FBI,CIA,Bangkok PD and MSNBC,a speedboat, Bangkok shanty towns,Mike Tyson singing and a comedic premise and you have The Hangover 2. 

Unlike the first installment,HO2 inhabited a more complex and adventurous plot with a more wider and cultural spectrum.However,the 9o minute time limit on this feature was a bit underwhelming-my 'hangovers' significantly lasts atleast 2 hours longer.I guess a more introductory angle was placed on the first movie,whereas in the sequel the director chose to continue without a more familiarized formula.What this movie lacked was a less relaxed execution of time and story development.In other words,I just wish it was longer.

The comedy in the movie was seemingly better than the first-thanks to Zach Galifianakis(Alan) & Ken Jeong(Mr.Chow) who dominated with there overtly humorous quotes and improvisation- 

"It's the principle?? Niggapleeze!!<<--LOL!! I was very appeased with setting and the more grimier situations in the storyline and the placement of new dilemma and characters.It was an improvement from the latter.I give 'The Hangover 2' a B+.

Rihanna covers Cosmopolitan Magazine///

Rihanna covers the July issue of Cosmopolitan Mag.

She is ever-so vibrant in ethnic neon prints and saucy hues as she recognizes the basis of her new era-LOUD!

Peep the spread below..

In later news,Rihanna will release the Anthony Mandler directed 'Man Down' on May 31st on 1o6 & Park!

Oh mama,mama,mama...Can't wait.

Sunday Hard Eye Candy [Sun,Buns & Funs]

Monday's Feet Ejaculation:Raf Simons Crocodile Velcro Sneakers

Navy Blue BITE
Raf Simons Crocodile Velcro Sneakers
USD:555.oo

[Video] An Overzealous Fan Snatches Rihanna up During GMA performance!

 Rihanna stopped by Good Morning America to perform in part of their Toyota Summer Concert Series.She executed 4 of her hits including 'Only Girl In The World,California King Bed & What's My Name'.She kicked off her performance with a saucy rendition of 'S&M' with a street entrance guarded by bodygaurds and her male back up dancers.However,those security precautions didn't help for the tunneled barricades holding back fans when she walked along her beeline to the stage.A very hyped male fan snatched Rhi Rhi up as she was walking and was immediately reprimanded by her bodyguards/dancers.FF to the 1:18 mark to see the culprit trying to take Ms.Fenty home with him.Too funny.

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SN:What made this move even more funnier is that when he attempted to snatch Rihanna up is the exact same time she sung,"Sticks and stones may break my bones."...go figure!

Friday's Feet Ejaculation:Comme Des Garcons Camouflage Leather Sneakers

"Tom Tom's over here bigger than a Monsta!"
Comme Des Garcons Camouflage Leather Sneakers
USD: $27o.oo

Dr.Romanelli's 'Summer's on Fringe' Vest///

Dr.Romanelli is paramount for outlandish threads with immune masculinty.However,this fringed Western prelude of a vest is simply DOPE.The fringe detail with butterscotch suede and vibrant boyish plaid speaks in volumes too audible to ignore.Haute right?

|||Dr.Romanelli's 'Summer's on Fringe' vest|||

Happy Birthday Left Eye!

Happy Birthday Lisa 'Left Eye' Lopes!!!

I miss you!

<3

MY Top5 favorite Left Eye verses:

1.Waterfalls
"I seen a rainbow yesterday
But too many storms have come
Leaving a trace of not one God-given ray
Is it because my life is ten shades of grey
I pray all ten fade away
Seldem praise Him for the sunny days
And like His promise is true
Only my faith can undo
The many chances I blew
To bring my life to a new
Clear blue and unconditional skies
Have dried the tears from my eyes
No more lonely cries
My only bleedin' hope is for the folk who can't cope
With such an endurin' pain that it keeps 'em in the pouring rain
Who's to blame for shootin'caine into you're own vein
What a shame you shoot and aim for someone else's brain
You claim the insane and name this day in time
For fallin' prey to crime
I say the system got you victim to your own mind
Dreams are hopeless aspirations
In hopes of comin' true
Believe in yourself
The rest is up to me and you"

2.No Scrubs

"See, if you can't spacially expand my horizon
Then that leaves you in the class with scrubs, never rising
I don't find it surprising
and if you don't have the Gs
To please me and bounce me here to the coast of over seas
So, let me give you something to think about
Inundate your mind with intensions to turn you out
Can't forget the focus on the picture in front of me
You as clear as DVD on digital TV screen
Satisfy my apetite with something spectacular
Shake your vernacular
and then I get back to ya
With diamond like precision
Insatiable is what I envision
Can't detect acquisition
from your friend's expedition
Mr. Big Willy, if you really want to know
Ask Chilli, could I be a silly ho?
Not really
T-Boz and all my senoritas
are steppin' on you Filas
but you don't hear me, no"

3.Hat 2 Da Back

"See everyday last week and not a place to go
This nut still had me dressin' like a fashion show
But not this week I'm chillin' cause it's nothin' to hide
Threw on my baggy dips and waited for my ride
He pulled up knock knock til I opened the door
Peeped my gear and started dissin' me from head to toe
But yo just to let you know, it's takin' ta
Make me wanna say gotta go, gotta go"

Verse 2:

"So yo gettin' back to this dude wit' the foul attitude
Shoot he made another bad move sayin' that
Girls shouldn't wear baseball caps he can go take a hike
Cause it's the style I like yeah it's a trip
Cause somethin' hasn't yet been said
I never talked about them damn fingerwaves in his head
Tight pants and 2 rings in each ear
You know that is dead but it's me instead"

4.This is How It Works

"Ready set go, you don't have to know
We can take forever, learn together any flow
Touch me slow, watch it grow
Kiss the tip, gently blow, be my ho and tape the show
We can watch it in slo mo, when the sweet & lo drips
Don't forget to let me wet my finger tips
Write love letters back & forth across your lips
Spread my hips, count to eighty, eighty ways, eighty trips
Make it smooth, take you time
One time for you mind, two times if ya tense baby let it unwind
Make it groove, in, out, in
Three counts let it bou--nce to the motherfucking ounce
Make it last, kiss, kiss, kiss
Here we go, now you know, 4th down, let if flow back around come on
Kiss my ---
Kiss my, kiss my , mm-wah"

5.Ladies Night (Remix)

"Uhh, never the one, packin a gun
Got some other raw chicks for that, lay your ass flat
I be the one chockin ya paragraphs, with laughs
Getcha back up on the right path
Ain't no stoppin me ladies from club hoppin gets my rock on
From flavors still frozen at Paradise joint
Booty shakin with the glass in my left one
Right hand sayin step-son
To me my girls is fancy fly bitches
Too my niggaz straight snitches, to them other chicos
Lady pimp ain't havin that shit
If you ain't got the cash to stash, suck my dick hoes
Strictly a bell ringer
Lay another finger on this big bad one miss lady rap singer
I be the one to blame as the flames keep risin
To the top and it don't stop"

Friday Hard Eye Candy [JumpOff]