Showing posts with label WTF. Show all posts
Showing posts with label WTF. Show all posts

Wednesday, October 12, 2011

WTF Wednesdays 1o/12

*Mother Mattress Dinner

Sips apple juice while looking at the image above again*
Sigh/
Now,the first garment I want to attack is the Infinity-X Mom Super Khaki Pants. 
That's enough khaki for a entire staff at Target! Whew! 
The entire look is appreciative on ANOTHER body. 
I fully understand that these pieces came in this trendy rhinoceros's size,but that does NOT mean that you should purchase and drape them across your massive anatomy/ 
The Chinese collar on the denim blouse is karma-what goes around does not always come back around.
And the big whamo nick nack patty wack give the dinosaur a rib is the confusion going on from the neck up........>
PAUSE-you grabbed Sister Mables used hoisery and briefly suffocated your face with a Thunderdome eyepiece and a ethnic head scarf....
My huge Madam,you are truly a highway collision that I just have to stare at. 
-tap my shoulder-
This entire fuckery supports my theory that,we as gay organisms,have so many ideas........NOW,they may not be GOOD ideas,but we have them nevertheless.Now for Mother Jumbo above,she's exhausted her candor for them. 
Happy Wednesday Nephews!

Wednesday, October 5, 2011

WTF Wednesdays 1o/5



Werk Mother Hairshow!
So the Leprechaun has an Uncle...smh
Peep the lucky star charm necklace PERCHED on that beefy chest...
T-shirt,dingy.
Hair, a french fried lubed up mess.
The ashy elbow- (look like Ma crawled out of some powdered donuts.)
AND.THAT.BAG......You not about to flaunt your nephews DIAPER  BAG like it's 2o12's Louis.
Have an immediate seat Mr.Thing.

Wednesday, July 6, 2011

WTF Wednesday's 7/6

Lady Saigon.
I have NO words,just immediate giggles.
  • donut hole ponytail
  • that maternity jumper
  • fuchsiaankle church socks
  • a suede bootie courtesy of Mother Payless
Nice furniture though...

Wednesday, June 29, 2011

WTF Wednesday's 6/29

See...
I swear all I need is ONE grenade.
WHY???????
Fruity Pebbles 27 piece,1998 knockoff Christian Dior Shades,razor bumps and a RocaWear baby tee.
Mother Cole Slaw shoulda' hung this up before she left her rock.


Wednesday, June 22, 2011

WTF Wednesday's 6/22



Wayment.Mother Carefree decided that a separated Hawaiian Silky bang 10 miles away from the rest of her hair was appropriate? 
And I'm NOT gonna even dwell on the inconsequential tan lines and that Route 66 tube top.
She's shaped like a cabinet.
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