Testimony Thursday 12/1: My Interchangeable Chest

To kick off my sanctum of Testimony Thursdays ,I'd like to procreate on the immortality of my pecs . No matter how much my weight fluctuates ,my chest ALWAYS stays the same. Its like it has powers or something . If I can count on ONE thing to stay the same-it's my chest .GLORY! That concludes this weeks testimony .Meet me in the confessional next week.Until then...