PLEASE ALLOW MY 2O MINUTE DELAY FOR ALLOWING MY CRITIQUE AND VIEWING OF bEYONCE'S NEW VIDEO.fOR i WAS PRINTING OUT MY OBITUARIES,ARRANGING MY FUNERAL AND COMING BACK TO EXISTENCE IN MY NEXT LIFE.bEYONCE JUST SHITTED ON ALL MY DREAMS.tHIS IS UNDOUBTEDLY HER BEST VIDEO TO DATE.lET'S TAKE A LOOK SHALL WE...
OK.FIRST OFF THE INTRICATE CHOREO WAS DERIVATIVE ,ECLECTIC,EFFECTIVE AND KRAZY YUM YUM.
SECOND,BEYONCE'S EPILEPSY SHOULDERS GAVE ME IMMEDIATE REDEMPTION. (SHOULDER SHIMMIES)
HEY COLLINE PENNIE:I LOVE YOU.
LEAVE IT UP TO BEY TO GET THE HYENA'S AND SIMBA FROM 'THE LION KING' CASTED AS HER PETS...SHE CAPTURED MY DUMB SOUL.
THAT DEATH BECOMES HER ASHY BLONDE BEEHIVE ATE DINNER WITHOUT AN INVITE.
THAT ANGEL TO DEVIL NICKI MINAJ-ESQUE EXPRESSION AT THE 2:27 EQUALS ME YELLING PROFUSELY!
I SWEAR SAND GOT IN MY MOUTH DURING THE SAND SEQUENCE IN THE BLACK CUT OUT BODYSUIT.BEY BARED HER SOUL--UPSIDE DOWNTT.
ALL THESE WOMEN IN TEALS,PURPLES,ORANGES GAVE ME the APOCALYPTIC VERSION OF THE UNTOUCHABLE SORORITY THAT EVERYONE WANTS TO PLEDGE TO....EVEN MEN.
WHO RUN THE WORLD?!
SECOND,BEYONCE'S EPILEPSY SHOULDERS GAVE ME IMMEDIATE REDEMPTION. (SHOULDER SHIMMIES)
HEY COLLINE PENNIE:I LOVE YOU.
LEAVE IT UP TO BEY TO GET THE HYENA'S AND SIMBA FROM 'THE LION KING' CASTED AS HER PETS...SHE CAPTURED MY DUMB SOUL.
THAT DEATH BECOMES HER ASHY BLONDE BEEHIVE ATE DINNER WITHOUT AN INVITE.
THAT ANGEL TO DEVIL NICKI MINAJ-ESQUE EXPRESSION AT THE 2:27 EQUALS ME YELLING PROFUSELY!
I SWEAR SAND GOT IN MY MOUTH DURING THE SAND SEQUENCE IN THE BLACK CUT OUT BODYSUIT.BEY BARED HER SOUL--UPSIDE DOWNTT.
ALL THESE WOMEN IN TEALS,PURPLES,ORANGES GAVE ME the APOCALYPTIC VERSION OF THE UNTOUCHABLE SORORITY THAT EVERYONE WANTS TO PLEDGE TO....EVEN MEN.
WHO RUN THE WORLD?!
CUT TO BEYONCE DANCING EVER SO AGGRESSIVELY IN COMBAT BOOTS-I NEVER THOUGHT I'D SEE THE DAY (SHE MUST'VE BORROWED RIHANNA'S...LOL!)-
PRINT OUT MY PASSPORT PLEASE! BEYONCE SURPASSED EXPECTATIONS FOR THIS VIDEO,IT WAS WELL WORTH THE WEIGHT AND THE WAIT. HANDS DOWN./
SHE FINALLY PULLED THE 'EDGY' CARD AND CHANNELED A MORE DARKER SIDE-SOMETHING SHE HAS NEVER DONE.
PRINT OUT MY PASSPORT PLEASE! BEYONCE SURPASSED EXPECTATIONS FOR THIS VIDEO,IT WAS WELL WORTH THE WEIGHT AND THE WAIT. HANDS DOWN./
SHE FINALLY PULLED THE 'EDGY' CARD AND CHANNELED A MORE DARKER SIDE-SOMETHING SHE HAS NEVER DONE.
I'M SORRY,IF BEYONCE DOESN'T REACH SOMEBODY'S TOP TEN AFTER THE UNVEILING OF THIS MONSTER OF A VISUAL THEN THE WORLD REALLY IS ENDING THIS WEEKEND.
IN RESULT,SHE RAPED EVERYTHING RIGHT AND FUNCTIONAL ABOUT THE DYNAMIC OF A 'MUSIC VIDEO'. IT WAS VISUAL ART.
IN RESULT,SHE RAPED EVERYTHING RIGHT AND FUNCTIONAL ABOUT THE DYNAMIC OF A 'MUSIC VIDEO'. IT WAS VISUAL ART.
SHE DELIVERED! NO JENNIFER HUDSON.
GIRLS!
PS.Sorry for all the yelling.I was excited. =)
PS.Sorry for all the yelling.I was excited. =)
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