VNTM: My Homeboy Wants to Yakk Me:5 Steps in Knowing Your Friend Wants You///

Have you ever had that one friend that defies your dynamic of friendship? That one ominous one that's too sexy for their own good and you strangely find yourself drawn to to them and trying to deny your attraction?  That one friend that tests your curiosity to be met sexually before you can sign them off? That one friend that your other acquaintances are interested in but you fail to hook them up? Do you get jealous when they talk about other dudes? Do you always want to leave the club early? Are you a cock blocking Patty Mayonnaise? Is it sexual tension? Is it sheer curiosity?

SIGH/........Well,I have never experienced that...However,If you see your friend as more than the applicable title it means that you wanna do more than just kee-kee & chill.You want to skeet-skeet and feel.

Stereotypically,one gay deity in out community is that every person has slept with the other before they challenged the idea of a platonic friendship.2 out of 5 homobot's have slept with their friend pre-friendship.

Anywho,

here's the homological order these situations occur in our world.

If you find yourself or your friend acting these stages out then you need to navigate the situation which ever way you see accommodating.

Stage One:Attraction| Sexual curiosity saturated with tension and infatuated undertones.

Stage Two:The incessant company| Inviting themselves over,always calling/texting,always desiring to hang out,comfortable with being a 3rd wheel,inquiring on your whereabouts.

Stage 3:Too Affectionate| The random & sometimes uber uncomfortable touching.Lesbian dancing on the dancefloor,too much playful tapping on the ass,hints of jealousy and overbearing notions.

 Stage 4:Final Destination| This stage is of mutual developments.You both have this comfort unison.Changing & being naked in front of each other.Having sleepovers,sexual horseplay,dual porno watching....................

  

THEN...

Stage 5: Fuck Buddies| If you both let it get to this stage then a mutual agreement has taken effect and your friendship has skyrocketed into a totally redefined and a arousing new meaning.

  Get yo' Life!!

Outro:The Aftermath| The compromising of a friendship...Could you two go back to being just friends? Is it too weird? Uncomfortable? What the fuck next???