Assorted Cake)

the pastry hooked on a dudes muscular back is always a pleasure in presence. it's a delectable franchise of two mounds that has a welcoming equator nestled in between.

::sigh::

here's an ode to what many may call a ass,booty,junk,donk,yams,pencil sharpener,hole,dungeon,monkey,boogina,wagon,cupcakes(for the smaller versions) or what I so affluently tag it as..CAKE///...get you a piece!

omnipotent cake/

ambitous cake/

 cookies n' cream cake/

 tease cake/

golden cake/

 virgin cake/

cocky cake/

 modest cake/

inquisitive cake/

anticipated cake/

dirtybutclean cake/

^this is the ONLY time it's permissible to have dirty cakes^

happy birthday cake/

captivation cake/

nurturing cake/

vulnerable cake/

mean cake/

prepared cake/

curious cake/

 religious cake/AMEN!

i'm full now...