One/
Helene Bonham never fails to look a tremendous mess.Her praised acting ability does not equate to her closet.This velvet carnival complete with geisha fan clutch is a nightmare to any stylists.Good night lady.
Two/
Sharon looks STONED in this parrot feathered frock.If you're not presenting,why are you here?? That Bram Stoker's Dracula bouffant atop your head is screaming stab me.Im sorry ,but this should NOT have been your Basic Instinct.Wake me up later.
Three/
This shout out goes out to the stunning stud on the left,Lisa Cholodenko.You may not be on the top worst dressed lists on ET or ENews! but imma get your ass.You not about to not only arrive but stop to take pictures in this Valet uniform compete with Al Pacino's back hair draped across your shoulder.I'll throw rocks at you!
Four/
Sunrise Coigney.Don't throw up the peace sign,especially when all is not peaceful when you decided to throw on this confusing ass gown.You had be at goodbye....and what the hell is that shooting from the back??
I hope its a noose so you can hang yourself for such poor gown choice.
Five/
This is a 2-for-1 knockout right here.Director Jeniffer Redfern and her guest looked like postmortem specimens on the red carpet.While Jen's gown isn't specifically bad,it's just the way she delivered it (with sloppiness and fatigue) that made it unappetizing. In addition,her guy friend looked like he just engulfed a bong earlier in the limo with his two-toned suit.This was just disastrous.
Six/
Cody Horn is a beautiful girl ,but I guess we can chop this situation up to when "bad clothes happen to good people" or "when bad stylists happen to good people." However you want to put it ,this horrible printed frock complete with fingerless gloves deserves an ass whooping.I don't know if she's frolicking through subdued marshes in an Italian vineyard or lead guitarist in a rock metal band.Help me then help yourself.
Seven/
Melissa Leo has a bubbly personality and a charismatic grace.However,this choice in Oscar contemporary was less successful.In grants of her winning Best Supporting Actress for The Fighter,she managed to tip into some boutique or leaned upon the expertise of some unknown stylist and came out with this..................Pause..............This intrusively embroidered gown looks like something Sister Mable would wear at the annual church anniversary. I cant.
Eight/
Lisa Marie Falcone was not really alluring with this spiraled sequined single strapped gown.Her hair was poorly executed and the overall demeanor that she THINK she's given was not accepted well in these corridors.I'm sorry. Try again.The only thing that's interesting about this look is that staggering nude shoe that's peeking from the hem of the dress.I wanna see more of you.
Nine/
Robert Downey Jr's wife Susan was all to familiar with the dress like you're over 4o genre.This poorly constructed gown was the wrong color,unflattering,and the weak accessories designed by Angelina Jolie didn't falter the exception that this was not a good look.At all.
Ten/
Colin Firth's wife Livia should've came in separately because this gown was a eyesore.The gown looked like a last minute High School prom choice.The tulle,the feeble assembled bodice,the clutch..She even looks sad.I sympathize.
Lisa Marie Falcone was not really alluring with this spiraled sequined single strapped gown.Her hair was poorly executed and the overall demeanor that she THINK she's given was not accepted well in these corridors.I'm sorry. Try again.The only thing that's interesting about this look is that staggering nude shoe that's peeking from the hem of the dress.I wanna see more of you.
Nine/
Robert Downey Jr's wife Susan was all to familiar with the dress like you're over 4o genre.This poorly constructed gown was the wrong color,unflattering,and the weak accessories designed by Angelina Jolie didn't falter the exception that this was not a good look.At all.
Ten/
Colin Firth's wife Livia should've came in separately because this gown was a eyesore.The gown looked like a last minute High School prom choice.The tulle,the feeble assembled bodice,the clutch..She even looks sad.I sympathize.
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