This list isn't compiled in order of worst or most worst.Its all just a cumulative chart of incompetent,poor style choices/// Lets go>>>>
I love the incandescently talented Willow.However,this look gave me Austin Powers Goldmember.
Another crush of mines,Adam..I adore you,but black Aladdin pant with combat boots had me at a pause.
David Guetta,your niche is European dance music..not European homme.This grunge gone wrong manifestation shook me to an unlikeable core.
Remy Ma was granted early probation for the Grammys. -Pause-
That was my humor,no..but Gramma Funk (whomever that is) decided to wear a David's Bridal vintage piece to the Grammy's.Ma'am ,your invite has been revoked!
I dont know and I dont care was this guys aesthetic. He looks like Antoine Dodson's masculine alter ego,Antonio Dodson. #FAIL
The ONLY exception to this rule is to not style yourself for an event as esteemed as the Grammy's.Hailey is the one bad flamingo bumble bee out the bunch.What was she thinking.The other members of the group to her left & right are yummy though.
Toni,I know times are hard for you but dont let it be known.You come to the ceremony with SEPERATES...wtf??
This aint no teachers-parents conference!!!
I know you're a Kardashian,but I was not tryna keep up with you in this shimmery sleeveless bathrobe.Out of all the stylists,bank accounts & personal shoppers you peel this Playboy Prom dress out the bunch.Have a seat.
Mr.Martin,I adore your tenacity and your allegiance in coming out the closet.However,there are some items that you should have left in there.Those aluminum hot pants for one can most definitely be discarded immediately!
I hate to do this.Lord knows I does! Nicki.Nicki,Nicki...I'm usually on your team..cheering for your prominence in this rap game but tonight I was sitting on the bench.This was just too much for the Grammy's.A toned down,glamorous elegant effect would've been a pleasant sunrise.You let me down.
THE END.
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